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The Solana agent
that asks first.

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Four steps.
No surprises.

Every trade goes through the same path, in the same order. The agent can look all it wants; it can only act after you say yes, and only your wallet can sign.

    Tokenized US stocks and ETFs (xStocks) on Solana, each paired with USDC and routed through Jupiter. Prices are live. Only verified mints are listed: copies with the same ticker are common, so always trade from these addresses.

    Pair Price 24h Liquidity Mint

    Every scenario,
    turn by turn.

    OpenAI-style function schemas in the solana.* namespace. Read-only tools run freely; anything that moves funds waits for an explicit yes. Open any tool to see its exact schema.

    Measured,
    then published.

    With system prompt
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    Base model
    Without system prompt
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    Base model
    Training

    Read this before quoting any numbers.

    Wired to Solana
    in a minute.

    Prices and swap quotes come straight from Jupiter. Pass the schemas from tools.js to any tool-calling model, connect the handlers, and let the user's wallet do the signing. Press Run to call the same endpoints from this page.

      
            
          
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      Solana · SPL token · Meteora
      View on Solscan ↗
      CA

      This is the only official mint address. Always check it on Solscan before you buy: lookalike tokens with the same name are common on Solana. The token is separate from the agent, and nothing here is investment advice.

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